Dearest Parents, 

A brief message from our esteemed head coach

I was not clear enough with my HO instructions, and we have annoyed our dear leader. 

You see, many of you are very proactive and rather than leave your child’s HO choices to chance, you emailed their swim selections to Jon’s email box. Bravo

We appear to have overwhelmed his inbox and his computer is now belching smoke. 

Allow me amend my mistake.

If your child will be at practice Monday, they may just give Jon their selections then. However, if you will be missing from practice, feel free to keep emailing in your child’s HO selections. Rumor has it, the more times you send it, the better chance it has of being honored. [email protected]

I will be more clear in the future, 

Neal

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